Username: Very, very cute. It rhymes, too. Very cherry means very crimson, or pinkish. I like it a lot. Very original, as well. I'm afraid I wouldn't click on it in a directory, but that's just me. It doesn't really go "click me" in my mind. (4/5)

Title: Hmm. Bad Monkey. Well, I thought that thing was a talking sock, but it's a monkey. I would've prefered "...and I thought I was dirty!" instead or something. You could do better with a different title. But it's okay, since the monkey's supposed to be naughty and stuff. (2/5)

First Sight: Well, it's very pink. I'm not a big fan of pink. I thought the monkey was a sock, like I said, and I don't think socks are too appealing to me. If I wasn't a reviewer, I would've left, unless you had a really cool entry up, which you have many of. (3/10)

Your Sacrifice: Wow. You've had this diary a long time - 3 years, almost. You have a lot of entries written, so I think it would be better if the entries were separated by one break instead of two, since the pink date will distinguish them from one another. Well, you update pretty frequently, but you have some 1-2 day breaks, which is okay, since it isn't healthy to be glued to the computer so much. I say you've done pretty well right here. Just change the spacing between entries to one break, and you'll be okay as pie. (7/8)

Sparkling Diamond: The monkey looks weird to me. It's ears look like extra hands. I don't understand why the background had to be pink - it looks like you could've changed the color of the monkey's mouth anyway. But still, pink does the monkey justice. I like the background color of the monkey. Well, it's a texture. And since he IS a Sock Monkey, you've made him look more like a sock with the texture you used. Smart. I like the way the monkey is positioned - like it's staring at your entries, going, "...and I thought *I* was dirty!" like he can't believe what's going on in your entries or something. Cute. Everything seems pretty well organized and stuff, and the links are all up there. Usually I wouldn't like that sort of font, but I think if you used Verdana or Tahoma, it wouldn't give the right effect. But anyway, that's pretty much it. Aside from the strange looking monkey, there's nothing much wrong with the layout. (23/25)

Guestbook: The guestbook very much matches the diary layout. Very pretty. But I guess you could've fit in the monkey again, but it would be different. But hey, nice work. (2/2)

Readability: As usual. Perfect. (5/5)

The Love: I. Love. Your. Entries. Well, most of them anyway. They're so full of sarcastic wit. Even the stupid jokes I had to laugh at. I'm so ashamed of myself for that. But your entries rule. They are so funny. You've got me addicted. Stuck. Whatever.

Let's start with March 2001. Your first ever entry... Once I was done reading, I knew this was going to be a good diary. I can just imagine doing what you do. I'm not sure I even have the nerve to do that. Amazing. You don't even get caught at all. Great way to introduce yourself. Bravo.

Aww. This is so sweet. It's too bad I can't relate to you, because I hate my ex's. It's sad how your relationship turned out. It's like in the movies, when you seem perfect, it ends, then in the future someone has this happy life, and the other one regrets every doing anything to irritate him. Aww. Sad face.

I can't believe you really did this. That is just incredibly sad. But the fact that you can't believe your dating again is something I can

relate to. ...Men...

One thing I noticed is how you leave some information out of your entries. Nothing wrong with that; it's just respecting people's privacy. But the thing is that when you say, "Guess what? It happened." or something like that, readers never know what it is. Also when you say he, we don't know who "he" represents, so its a leedle hard to understand. It would be nice of you elaborated a little, but I like your style - especially the whole initial thing (IO or AW or whoever).

This is what I believe love is. Well, yeah, the third paragraph was sort of different, but the way you explained how much you missed each other, wanted each other, needed each other... it's just so sweet. It's good that you're happy. You shouldn't be doubtful. But then when I read this entry, I sort of started to feel sorry for you. It's sad how things can just disappear like that. But I guess I'm upset for the disappearance of the feeling, not the sex. Sometimes love CAN suck, but not usually.

You are an interesting person. Maybe I'm too young to understand your life, because I'm 16, but you seem to be really boy-crazy. Before I read this entry, I thought of you as just a normal girl who thinks some boys are "hot" and what not, but after I read the entry, I began thinking of you in a different way. It's hard to explain. Even I don't get it, but I just changed my point of view on you. Poor Adrian though. ... I guess.

Well, in this entry, the fact that you DIDN'T kiss him sort of defies what you said in this entry. This sounds really stupid, but I was rather proud of you. It says you really DO care about the mysterious *J* and you'd abide by that unwritten "no-kissing-others-when-you're-taken" rule. Very nice.

Wow. Finally, a GOOD reason to like pink. I like Patrick, too. But I think I've hated pink forever. I don't own a single pink shirt, unlike you, but hey, that's just me. It's you were talking about.

This, I agree, is sad/stupid/idiotic/whatever. I never approved of being stupid, but it's only human nature. I just agree with everything you said in that entry. Purely "nonsensical." I don't understand how this person can remind you of a

href=http://soverycherry.diaryland.com/apoem.html>duck. I think that's ridiculous. If you think about him every time you're awake, I'm assuming you're in love or something, but how can you be in love with someone you call a duck? I don't know. I'm just thinking that if you're saying someone waddles, looks and sounds like a duck, it's an insult, and you don't usually insult loved ones. It's confusing, but the poem's great.

This entry I found highly... amusing. "The Guy Who Wears the Phantom of the Opera Mask in Nelly's Posse?" Strange... they're the St. Lunatics, just so you know. It was funny, but some of those people I didn't really hate. Phantom of the Opera Mask... crazy... But Tom Cruise and Bush... no, I can't stand them.

I just realized your obsession with TV shows is really annoying. Well, not REALLY, but it gives your entries a sort of long-boring feel. TV isn't THAT great. The girls on the Bachelor probably just wanted to stay on TV longer, though. That's what my friends say anyway.

Your parents are strange. Like you, I guess. I can't imagine MY parents diong something like that. I guess it's pretty cool to have parents like that. Sort of. Is it? I'm assuming it is, seing as you and your sister were laughing "hysterically."

This is sad, but so amazing at the same time. It's incredibly hard to get high scores on those games you play on the internet, but what's sad is that you actually made it. I'm not going to go on on this topic. But congrats anyway...

Well basically, aside from all your long-boring entries about "nonsensical" things (ex. TV shows), I really loved your entries. Keep writing.

(43/50)

Grammar: Well, I spotted a few spelling errors, since I am a spelling geek, but they weren't that major or anything. As far as I'm concerned, there was nothing really too major about this, and your Grammar and punctuation was pretty much perfect, except for some he and I/me problems. I don't want to sound like a teacher, so I'll stop. Plus, you have a pretty wide range of vocabulary, so that's a plus, as well. (9.5/10)

Glitter: Cast - 2 points, Links, Rings, Bio, Pics - 2 points, Reviews, Disclaimer. I gave 2 points for some because they were better than what I'm used to seeing. You look a lot like your sister. Just saying that... (9/15)

Extra Credit: 3 for a self made layout. 1 for all those extras. Another 1 for getting me so stuck. (5/5)

Lasting Impression: Yes. Definitely. You remind me of me. There's no way I can forget me. (10/10)

Will I Come Back?: Not really likely. But there is some chance. (6/10)

Total: 128.5/160

Number of Entries Read: The entries of March 2001, and all the entries of year 2003

Favorite Entry: This one.

Favorite Quote: "The Guy Who Wears the Phantom of the Opera Mask in Nelly's Posse" or "COME ON, it's a cnady heart with the world "POO" on it! That's funny!"

Comments: Bravo. That's all I have to say.

Reviewed by: Aless